Food Rules; Section 1

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1. Never FART whilst eating.

2. Never VOMIT whilst eating.

3. Never EAT SUNSCREAM.

4. Never RUN whilst eating.

5. Never CALL CLOWNS whilst eating.

6. Never CLIMB A TREE whilst eating LEAVES.

7. Never DIAL #67* whilst eating LEAVES.

8. Never eat PIZZA on the reverse side.

9. Never DIP potatoes in any sauce. EVER.

10. Never READ this whilst eating.

11. Never CALL Mr Hashbrown whilst eating MCDONALDS.

12. Never PLUG IN A PLUG whilst eating BURGER KING.

13. Never EAT A MATH SUM (unless it's a cake!).